The worst movie on the planet.

First off, Ed and I don't agree on this review. Ed was perfectly satisfied with the film and wants to rent the second feature to this pig.

We rented and watched "Grindhouse - Planet Fear". It's a Rodriguez/Tarantino film. I dunno what these two were smoking and snorting when they directed.

It's a gore/slasher/high techish "homage" to apparently every movie ever made. It's shot in/for 2007 with digitized Super-8 film quality whenever the directors smoked a big enough joint.

Yeah, it's the equivalent of taking EVERY ingredient and EVERY spice and every "everything" in your entire kitchen (no poisons) and putting it in a giant pot for a long boil. Now force feed it to your family. What the hell did you just cook? Is it dinner? Technically I guess it has nutritional value, but why would you serve something like that?

Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD.

Quite honestly, and without exaggeration, this was the worst movie I've ever seen. Train wreck bad. Look away bad. Leave the room bad. Turn it off bad. The only reason I watched the whole thing is because I genuinely couldn't believe it continued to be so bad.